Lordsteeb

Lordsteeb is a smart and handsome man with the following notable achievements:


 * Presides over domain of backwards beets, a fair and just ruler who will tax you silly.
 * Kniws nothing about sizing headers in html.
 * Has a face but only, sometimes.
 * Uses, commas, ironically.

Steeb also boasts an incredible knowledge of homestuck and he loves when people ask him questions about it.

horse lore
steeb suffers from an acquired disability that prevents him from learning, knowing, or remembering the mass or volume of a horse or any related equine



an odd defect considering he is, in fact, a living centaur

smart
he writes funny posts

made me pee my pants once for serious

whenever i feel like crap and post about it he almost always sends me an encouraging message and it really helps a lot thank you mr lordsteeb

handsome
wowowowowowowo

but for real though, dang

lips like some angel chiseled from the finest marble

but he never smiles :(

possibility of smooching steeb or of doing it with steeb
pretty high. has made references to his sexuality being "situational" and often discusses smooching on a non-gendered basis. mutiple tumblr users report erotically stimulating dreams about/involving lord steeb

controversy

 * presumed britishkin due to powerful and impressive handling of english slang such as "cheeky" and "cheek" and "chav"
 * is rated by objective sources as scoring between 0.89 and 1.0 doomguys, bestowing on him unearned doomguy privilege and making him the de-facto protagonist of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (john uncharted) and Bioshock: Infinite (booger dimwit)